June 2011
soveryyoung replied to your post: I just stood up too fast, and my blood pressure dropped, and I temporarily lost all sight and feeling. so is it bad that i always lose all sight when i stand up then? also, i <3 your family. I mean it happens to me like 80% of the time, and I always fall to the floor dramatically when it does, just to make things fun. But you probably just have low blood...
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I just stood up too fast, and my blood pressure...
So I fell to the floor and decided to stay there and slither around the kitchen on my back making dolphin noises. And my brother yelled “TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!” and threw pill bottles at me.
Jun 1st
Anonymous asked: Have you ever fantasised about a person of the same sex?
Do you have any fetishes - including foot fetishes, sadism and masochism etc?
How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?
How would you react if you found out your partner were disloyal to you?
How old were you when you first kissed?
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get ready to be spammed by my human-animal hybrids
My mom calls them “humanimals.” Don’t worry, there are only 6 of them.
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I met the most amazing kid today.
His name was Michael, but he goes by Ean (pronounced like Ian) because that’s his middle name and “there are like 5 million Michaels at this school” (his words, not mine). He’s in Kindergarten, and I helped teach his art class about Kandinsky. This kid has some serious artistic talent. He’s only 5 or 6 but he already knows so much about painting and drawing, and he...
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Day 2 - Envy.
Seven things you lack and covet. 1. True love 2. The ability to fall asleep immediately after going to bed 3. A super fast metabolism 4. Naturally straight hair 5. A normal colon :) 6. Exceptional heart and lung endurance 7. The ability to fly
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Message me a number. ;)
hips-and-roses: -lonelystoner: 1 - What I find attractive in girls/boys. 2 - Where I would like to live. 3 - One of the things I am proud of. 4 - One of my insecurities. 5 - My childhood career choice. 6 - My favorite ice cream. 7 - What turns me on. 8 - One of my bad habits. 9 - Who I wish I could be. 10- Where I want to be right now. 11 - The last thing I ate. 12 - Sexiest person that comes...
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Day 1 - Pride.
Seven great things about yourself: 1. Despite my outward bitchiness, I honestly care about pretty much everyone and everything. 2. I can produce some decent art at times. 3. I’m shameless. 4. I will always stand up for what I think is right, even if I’m standing alone. 5. I can usually make people smile and/or laugh. 6. I love my collar bone and shoulders. 7. I have a disease, but I...
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7 'Deadly Sins' Day Challenge
Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself. Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet. Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off. Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things that you neglect to do. Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires. Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures. Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.  Of course I’m willing to talk about myself. It’s like my favorite...
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I lost ten pounds recently.
But I don’t think anyone has noticed. I wasn’t even trying to lose weight. There was just a brief time that I was kind of sad and didn’t feel like eating, so I didn’t. And then I guess my stomach shrunk because I wasn’t ever as hungry anymore after that. Still though, I feel like that’s something people would notice. Guess not.
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I bought new lotion yesterday.
I smell so delicious right now, I can barely resist myself.
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People often tell me that I'm just like my best...
And, honestly, that’s one of the best compliments I get. Because she’s my best friend for a reason—she’s like the most awesome person ever. 
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I realize that it's hypocritical.
The qualities that I hate the most in other people are, more often than not, qualities that I possess in myself.  I just read a post by a friend on Facebook and my first thought was: there you go again, posting things just because you know people will respond to them, basically begging for attention. Then my second thought was: but I do the same thing, so who am I to criticize you? Maybe my...
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