You think I am poisonous to your lives. You all are poisonous to mine.
immorganfreeman: aww tidewater region gonna have some fun woot woot
immorganfreeman: next weekend is going to be soo much fun xxx
friend 1: oh hey let's go do this super fun and awesome activity
me: okay just not on a weekend because I'll be out of town
(after all sorts of mid-week dates didn't work)
friend 1: okay let's do it saturday
me: but i (never happened)
friend 2: yeah saturday works
friend 3: yeah let's do saturday
friend 4: yepp saturday it is
stuartsometimes: tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
You know you're lazy when:
your friend offers you an insanely good brownie, but you don’t feel like leaving your house to get it.
brittanytxyz: just because someone tells you they just bought a sailboat doesn’t mean they’re inviting you sailing. slow your fucking roll.
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...